Okay, so I don't actually need a book deal. Aside from water, food, shelter, and oxygen one really doesn't need all that much. That said, I feel like I would really benefit from a book deal, because I hate ice breakers. Here is my (rock solid, air tight, hole proof) logic:
If I got a book deal, then the book could be very popular, and then someone could option it for a film, and then they could make a movie about me, and then a celebrity would play me, and then whenever I had to answer either the "interesting fact about yourself" or the "which celebrity would play you in a movie," questions that inevitably are part of most ice breakers, I'd have an amazing answer.
Meanwhile, until I can say, "well, since so-and-so did play me in a movie, clearly her," I keep telling my only semi-amusing Helena Bonham-Carter story.
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