She has the moronic beauty of youth, but she's sly.

In today's edition of lists, I present a list of random things that people have told me about my body:

• Your hair is like a lion's mane.
• You have remarkable hip-flexers.
• You have really large eyes.
• You have super small hands.
• You have tiny fingers.
• Your wrists are really small.

There is a bit of a pattern here, which explains my failed career as an oboist.

Someone recently told me that he thought I look like a gymnast, which is so way off it's funny. He did eventually amend that to a ballerina, which is still off, but maybe a bit better?