It's been awhile, but we always come back to it. Today's awkward encounter occurred while I was waiting for an abs class (why I have been taking an abs class is an awkward story in and of itself) with the abs instructor.
AI: Wow. You always have a book.
In my head: This is the third time that you've seen me.
Me: Oh, yeah.
AI: What are you reading?
Me: Ada, by Nabokov.
AI: Ah. What's it about?
In my head: Incest! Incest! A couch.
Me: Um. It's sort of a love story between these two people who met when they were younger and then reconnect later
AI: Ah. Love story. Nothing wrong with that.
Me: Right.
In my head: What?
AI: So, how do you like the class? Right amount of challenging?
Me: Oh, yeah.
AI: Are you an instructor?
Me: No.
AI: Oh.
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