I am the one who loved you/ I am the one who stayed/ I am the one and you walked away

It's been awhile since I've done a list entry, so here is a list of the ways at which I am failing at life right now:

Not dressing weather appropriately. Don't get me wrong, I (obsessively) check the weather, but somehow that doesn't influence my behavior adequately. I dress warmly on hot days and I say "it's spring, no leggings!' on cold days.

Accumulating a disturbing number of spoons at my desk at work. Why don't I just bring them back to the dishwasher in the kitchen?

Giving into my hatred of expense reports and not getting ~$35 back because I just can't stand to do a lost receipt report (neither San Diego cab had receipts, so this one is not completely my fault; it's not like I lost the receipts, that would be a real fail).

Seeing an Ann Taintor tray that said "I dreamed that my whole house was clean" and identifying so strongly.  

Having enough Chris Brown songs on my iPod that it can be on shuffle and play three of them in a row. When that happened today I just knew that I am failing.